oh my god I need her so bad holy my god damn man please I would shove it into her so much you couldn't recognize she had a pussy in the first place it's hard it is rock hard to the point a beaver would bite it off and use it for a dam.
Guy 1: hey, is that Bottle from TPOT?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.
by ObjectumBastard April 6, 2025
Get the Bottle from TPOTmug. When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024
Get the Lightning In A Bottlemug. A non red-headed, person with pale skin, who dyes their hair red, allowing them to pass as a ginger.
Emma Stone dyed her hair red but she’s no bottle ginger her skin isnt pale enough, so she couldnt pass for a ginger like Christina Hendricks can
by guy in the middle of no place March 24, 2019
Get the Bottle Gingermug. A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job
by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020
Get the Bottle jobmug. by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
Get the bottle coddlemug. by will1214 November 23, 2022
Get the bottle episodemug. To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly
by skendz April 21, 2024
Get the Bottle jobsmug.