toe boner

Where your toe cramps up and gets hard

My toe just got a toe boner and it hurts!

by Fancygirl1234 June 9, 2016

Trump Boner

When a sleazy, older, rapey, & white millionaire gets a tiny erection and hits on any female.

"Eww, I would never touch you after seeing your Trump Boner! I have standards and I'm 14!"

by KreepyKirk August 13, 2017

pupil boner

When the human pupil is traumatically stimulated it can over dilate & lightly puncture the sclera membrane (the puncture is boner-like in appearance). Only occurs when looking at real and spectacular pillows with remarkably symmetrical nipples

Lew: I got a migraine headache from the pupil boner Jackie's tits gave me.

by MPT 69 February 5, 2021

boner jams

a collection of various porn scenes on a dvd or cd rom.

"I just made a boner jams that I can watch while on the plane to go to a business meeting."

by bobfuckupamust March 9, 2010

Food Boner

To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.

My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.

Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.

by Dommyb11 June 10, 2011

phantom boner

When the penis becomes erect but you can not for the life of you think why the blood is rushing to your phallus, then you are in possession of a phantom boner. It has no reason to be there, just like Hitler at a Bahmitzvah, It just shouldnt be there.

You are in church singing a glorious hymn, but why oh why are you pointing to the heavens? The phantom boner has taken over and wont go away for at least half an hour

by Keithmorreason November 16, 2009

boner

1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host.

2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.

1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents.

2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.

Guy 2: What a "boner"!

by 2J May 13, 2005