Definitions by 2J

bingus 

Those other two definitions are so wrong..

A bingus is a person who is a buffon or is completely clueless..

Fred no don't do that.. Oh man, your such a bingus.

bingus by 2J May 15, 2005

boner 

1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host.

2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.

1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents.

2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.

Guy 2: What a "boner"!

boner by 2J May 13, 2005