Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

vent the bear

A means of letting a fart pass by a poop that isn't ready to come out of your butt.

I have to poop but I can't, so I'm going to have to vent the bear.

by brown bear79 October 12, 2013

skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)

Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass

by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013

Cuddle Boo Bear

A person who is very cuddly and lovable
You want to hug, kiss, and cuddle them all the time
They are real chill and just legit
Are super awesome to be with
He makes the best boyfriend ever
And you can't help but love him

Girl 1 "Who you texting?"
Girl 2 "Oh just my Cuddle Boo Bear!"
Girl 1 "You guys are so cute together!!"

by Holli loves Ben March 14, 2014

Satan's Beard

The pubic hair of a redhead female full bush in the shape of a triangle. Resembles a goatee of witch would be expected to be seen on Satan's chin.

"That redhead girl dropped her panties and I caught a glimpse of Satan's Beard"

by Jack369 June 29, 2014

like baby bear's porridge

When something is so tasty and scrumptious it is best described in these words...

Lad A: well, those Nutella and bacon pancakes are so good man..
Lad B: indeed bro, like baby bear's porridge..

by roadfighter June 24, 2016

grin and bear it

To accept something that one does not like because there is no choice

I don't agree with their decision, but all I can do is grin and bear it.

by yeimi August 15, 2017