The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.
Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"
Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"
Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"
by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007
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"Whats a wake and bake?" said the freshman to the senior......." That's when I arise with red eyes...turn n burn, pillow and billow, roust and roast, resin toast, raise n toast, oj and roll a j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, BIG BOWL A RAISIN BRAIN BIG BOWL O RESIN MAAAN!, BISQUICK AND QUICK HIT THIS SHIT, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, mach 3 turbo and pack thee herbo, armor n hammer baking soda and peroxide whitening toothpaste and SMOKE SOME WEED! Arise my sticky green villagers. Big meeting at the firepit, be brave my villagers! Some wont make it back...for today nugs will die, but for we as a village, the hour of weed is up on us, for today we PACK THE CHRON AT THE CRACK OF DAWN!"
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by T-weave12 November 10, 2009
Get the baked as a cake mug.Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
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"Rodolfo 'Cheyenne' Cadena was born on April 15, 1943 in Bakersfield, California. In 1959, he and fellow Bakers homeboy Richie Ruiz were convicted of stabbing a man to death outside a Bakersfield dance hall."
Mundo Mendoza, 'Cheyenne Cadena - A Mafia Legend' July 27, 2019
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Ice Pick: Remember the homey Jamie Osuna from Bakers?
Snuffy: Yeah bro! That dude was a savage!
Ice Pick: Was? He still is! He beheaded his cellie and made a necklace out of the dude's organs!
Snuffy: Oh shit! Damn! Them dudes from Bakers don't fuck around!
"Rodolfo 'Cheyenne' Cadena was born on April 15, 1943 in Bakersfield, California. In 1959, he and fellow Bakers homeboy Richie Ruiz were convicted of stabbing a man to death outside a Bakersfield dance hall."
Mundo Mendoza, 'Cheyenne Cadena - A Mafia Legend' July 27, 2019
Ex. 2
Ice Pick: Remember the homey Jamie Osuna from Bakers?
Snuffy: Yeah bro! That dude was a savage!
Ice Pick: Was? He still is! He beheaded his cellie and made a necklace out of the dude's organs!
Snuffy: Oh shit! Damn! Them dudes from Bakers don't fuck around!
by ZXY&ABC May 7, 2020
Get the Bakers mug.Another name for Blake. Used in Key and Peele. This person is 99.9% white with glasses and messy greasy hair.
by Teshlo December 14, 2016
Get the BALAKE mug.Smoking a larger than normal quantity of marijuana, usually resulting in a good few hours of laziness, desire to eat fast food (or junk food) and/or fall asleep.
by Edouard September 4, 2008
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