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Schrodinger’s beard

When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.
Person 1: I cant tell if that guy has a beard or not
Person 2: Yeah. He’s got a Schrodinger’s beard
by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023
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tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear

A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.
Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.
by ka-chan April 12, 2012
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Mr. Bearden

Very caring and unique person who likes to camp in (un)common room so he can catch violators of study hour
-Is it Tuesday already?
-Yep
-Finally, we will have Mr. Bearden
by Pablo EmilioGaviria March 8, 2021
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Canadian Bear Trap

you bend your limp penis in half and shove it in someones ass, then u wait for a full erection and i should snap straight up their anal cavity, giving them,

A Canadian Bear Trap
That canadian bear trap sure hurt my penis!
by de brad January 22, 2007
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Bearded New Yorker

A derogatory slang word for a Jewish person. Most likely derived from the tradional beard fround on most Hacidic Jewish men. An Artie Lange creation originally aired on the Howard Stern Show on July 22, 2008 which spiked the google search top 10.
Watch out for that bearded New Yorker, he fakes the certifications on his diamonds.
by US and A August 16, 2008
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Sheiza Bear

A German Guy (no offense meant) who inflicts pain on the opposite sex by pooping on their face as they sleep.
Dude, that guy is the biggest Sheiza Bear of all time.
by Rhys The Ultimate Rice Fan September 29, 2003
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sticky bear

When a Male sperminates on himself!
Oh my god Philip sticky bear himself!
by Chandler and Kristal January 3, 2006
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