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bearded hatchet wound

I ain't goin' near that bearded hatched wound!
by B-Doe July 29, 2005
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line beard

1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"
by chauncey July 20, 2004
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Beard

He’s the strong and silent type, is Beardy. Don’t get him angry, though. Very loyal. Definitely a bonus to have him on your side in a fight, I can tell ya. But, really, don’t make him angry! He’ll get all up in your grill and lay down a shockingly filth-laden tirade right out in public. He once told me to, and I quote, “...go get Ape-Raped until you’re rendered into a fuck-stew of effluence and hate...”

And people argue that beards can’t talk!
“I just got beard-slapped by that beard attached to that guy over there.”
by Binnjiminn July 3, 2019
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Business Beard

A well groomed beard worn by male business professionals. Usually shaped, not thick, no facial hair under the jaw line, ass well keep as the hair a top their head, their beard is a extention of the hair on the top of their head, and good chance hair dye is used to hide the grey and white hairs in their beard.
Mr. Fitzwell Business Beard is looking tight and very classy.
by Secrect Destroyer September 19, 2010
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Mexican Beard

The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.

Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.
by hezzzer April 23, 2011
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pussy beard

A woman's unshaved vagina.
by Bridget MC January 7, 2008
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meat beard

Any occurance of a ball sack resting on someone's chin while giving head, normally associated with hetrosexual fellatio. Can also refer to any female with exceptionally large vaginal lips/labia receiving cunnilingus.
Although it was Susie's first time giving a blow bob, Melvin decided to shove it deeply down her throat, and give her the old meat beard.

That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.
by Hydrokronix July 13, 2006
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