Royal Palm Beach

A swaggin' suburb in South Florida near West Palm Beach, averaging ten miles off the shore. Full of ugly chicks, and the few that aren't bad are stuck-up.

Commonly abbreviated as RPB.
Guy 1: Hey, do you want to stop by Royal Palm Beach on the way to South Beach and try to pick up chicks?
Guy 2: Nah, bro, I heard that RPB is full of butt-ugly chicks. There's definitely a reverse grenade effect there.
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i-hate-the-beach

The cutest tumblr user ever.
Her face is flawless along with her voice, and her body.
Follow her if you haven't already.
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Hey do you follow i-hate-the-beach?
Yeah man. She's perfect.
by shanasaurusrexxxx August 16, 2014
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Urban K Beach

1. The place men with blueballs and very relative catholic extremism go when they want to eat cows. Also cows go there when they want to be eaten, especially catholic and/or underaged ones.

2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.

3. A meter for moral decadence.
Jerry: Uh... dude... i'm getting blueballs

Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?

Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF

Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!

Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?

Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!

Jerry: Thx m8
by josequintino June 23, 2017
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Virginia Beach oceanfront

Basically a mini version of LA, but less crime
The Virginia Beach oceanfront is a hellhole
by thYMEE October 16, 2022
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south golden beach

the best town ever.
also known as south golden or simply golden.
is located in New South Wales,Australia near byron bay.
not part of ocean shores if people didn't realise.
south golden isnt big enough to be on maps or big enough to be recognised on satellite navigation systems.
'man that party at south golden beach was off the hook'
by franklini September 03, 2008
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Myrtle Beach Nerds

Owners of the greatest podcast on the internet. They talk about all sorts of stuff and they post a few times a week. Check them out wherever podcasts are available. Just search ‘myrtle beach nerds’ on any podcast engine and subscribe on itunes!
Joe: hey you ever listen to the myrtle beach nerds podcast?
Mary: never heard of them.
Joe: I knew I should have f*#@ed your sister instead.
by MyrtleBeachNerds March 02, 2019
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Miami Beach of Texas

Beach that resembles Miami but in the great state of Texas
Let’s get our salads tossed at The Miami Beach of Texas
by Dorinda69 September 02, 2018
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