Austin Lotion

a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet

That nigga austin lotion built like my grandma

by hectorodee December 22, 2023

Austin Bray

A young boy with dirty blonde curled and freckles for days. Charming, funny and a lady's man, Austin is simply irresistible.

Damn he's fine...must be Austin Bray

by Lil' Potato Opinions April 24, 2018

Austin-Time

When someone named Austin locks in and chants "It's Austin-time" and "austined" all over the place

Austin: It's Austin-Time!
Girl: No stop!
Austin: *austined all over the place*

by NoPrinterAllFax March 4, 2024

Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019

Samuel Austin

A guy who likes to lick toes. He will always kiss you goodnight on your pinkie toe.

That guy is such a Samuel Austin!

by Snicker the licker June 16, 2021

Austin

the most autistic dumfucking retard that you will ever find in this clown filled circus.He is low iq low eq low sq low aq and does everything the wrong way.Nigga thinks he is on top of the world and one of the niggas when they see him says he darker than under the bed

"oh, he is a typical austin"

by austism041 January 19, 2025

Austin

Austin take a shower each 1000 years wears the same shorts for 3 years in a row probably also his panties use to be white but brown now and fishes like in him also rats. Thank you for coming here your welcome

Omg have you seen Austin brown panties

by The reall hoe September 19, 2019