alaskan amber

When you slide an ice cube into a red heads pussy.

Just picked up a pack of ice from the store so I could give Stacy an Alaskan amber. She’ll be so stoked!

by bobert bb October 4, 2021

Amberized

A person who is addicted to the fake it to you make it persona and distant from reality.

My neighbor had received her income tax and became amberized

by Jessethatrackstar July 21, 2022

Amber a

A shit head who's cute but a for sure shit head

Oh amber a she's a cute shithead

by I liketurtle June 5, 2024

Amber Van Pelt

She is a loving 21 year old girl who dreams of being a surgeon. Her best friend is Zoe LaVerne. Her birthday is February 21.

Amber Van Pelt is a queen.

by anonymous October 23, 2020

Amber

Amber's are high energy and outgoing people that always seem to find themselves at the center of attention. When they enter a room their beauty will cause a man's eyes to latch onto them like thigh fat on a Dixie chick, and they are widely considered to be amazing in bed do to their giving nature and low inhibitions. They are incredibly friendly until you cross them or their family, at which point they will rage like the fire of 1000 suns. DO NOT TRIFLE WITH AN AMBER!

Did you see Amber?? What a complete smoke show!!!

by MR RIGHTNOW May 13, 2021

Amberism

Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.

"Hey, what's your religion?"
"oh i believe in Amberism"
"yeah cool same!"

by SakuraFilledChūshajō July 5, 2022

Amber Kibbee

Wife of Dan Kibbee (a.k.a. Big Walter) Short, sexy, and a perfect match for Dan Kibbee. Quiet at first, vocal, opinionated, analytical, and a pinch of crazy.

Mike: "Yo dude, did you see that woman in the mall giving a chair massage?"

Ryan: "Ya man, she's super chill. That's Amber Kibbee."

by Joker Girl February 10, 2014