a total alpha, jacked out of his mind, only eats meat, slams hard alc, bang so much pussy, awesome personality to guys total douche to chicks.
guy number 1 "damn bro whos that guy who is repping 250 and who could totally bang my girl?"
guy number 2 "oh shit i think thats matt peq"
matt peq "yo whats good pussys just repped 250 on the bench while chugging vodka and getting dome from yo shorty
guy number 2 "oh shit i think thats matt peq"
matt peq "yo whats good pussys just repped 250 on the bench while chugging vodka and getting dome from yo shorty
by Pee cock August 29, 2020
Get the matt peqmug. Current star of Broadway's RENT. Gives dance lessons on Maranda's grave. Also known as Jewish McJew.
I just got a dance lesson from Matt Caplan on Maranda's grave.
Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.
Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.
by Erikitten April 26, 2006
Get the Matt Caplanmug. A dick who keeps your bagel and gives it to a man on the streets, who claims that he is poor and shits on the table when he is at your house smoking and taking crack.
by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 2, 2019
Get the Mattmug. by Dr. Poop June 19, 2017
Get the MATTmug. One of the creators of my favorite shows ever...south park! :D He does the voice of Kenny, Kyle, Butters, and many others. He's also pretty cute, I've never seen anyone pull off the Jew Fro look quite like him.
by 19145 January 2, 2010
Get the matt stonemug. by I'm a fat February 26, 2020
Get the Mattmug. by matt October 10, 2004
Get the monotone mattmug.