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Martined

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night
by Martingetspegged January 7, 2023
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Martin

A man with a dad bod. Most dads with this name think everyone’s moms want him. He likes to change girls like he changes his underwear. You can find him at home watching boxing while swiping on dating apps. If you run into a Martin please turn the other way.
Martin! You don’t even have Netflix to chill.
by Y’all heard November 24, 2021
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Martin

A racist, homophobic, sexist person who can be a good friend and does anything for the meme and can't decide if he's a nazi or a communist
Damn bro Martin just divorced my mother after 3 months of marriage
by Racistscumbag January 28, 2020
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Blake Martin

Sauciest of saucy dudes. Will crack any card that comes his way. Blake Martin is widely known for being the most lowkey as well
Yeo what’s good Blake Martin

Blake’s a demon
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020
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Catholic Martin

He has knowledge of demons, corny, he calls his girlfriend. He is religious, but not in a bad way, he's one of the good ones. His faith gives you faith. He wears glasses sometimes. He can't cook, but he can clean.
by Deejohn September 3, 2023
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I spot a Martin

someone who flirts like a year six, example swearing and hitting the opposite sex
"person 1: I spot a Martin
person 2:where?
person 1:there!"
by bumfluff420 June 21, 2017
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mae martin

Mae is a beautiful young woman, whoever typically would choose beer over blunt, but shes learning to like Marijuana and wants to be close to her friends and partner, but doesn't know how they feel, feels like she just keeps getting pushed away and replaced. She'll have her ups and downs, but she'll be okay sooner or later! She will love someone with all her heart until they turn on her!
Person 1: Damn, have you seen Mae Martin?
Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: She said she's having a bad day, we need to find her, and comfort her!
Person 2: Got it!
by Gracie Holland January 9, 2017
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