twat waffles

another word for the folds of skin of a woman's vagina,
labia

that just blows me away.... the amount of visuals... that the term "twat waffles" brings up....

by Mozes March 13, 2005

waffle

The business end of a framing hammer, which typically leaves an imprint (resemling a waffle) on the lumber which is being businessed. Generally a poor choice for temporary or finish work.

Who used the waffle on this nail? We'll never be able to get it out at strike.

by Wayne January 27, 2004

Waffletwat

An unusual, unnatural or otherwise abnormal vagina.

Guy #1: I was pumped until I got her in my bedroom.

Guy #2: Why? What happened?

Guy #1: She totally has a wild looking waffletwat, bro

by Dooooop July 29, 2011

Waffle Stomper

When someone takes a dump in the shower. To push it down the drain they stomp on it.

"Are you a waffle stomper?"
"Whats that?"
"Its when you poo in the shower and to push it down the drain you stomp on it"

by TheWaffleStomper! June 23, 2018

Tandoori Waffle

The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.

"After the gig, T dropped a Tandoori Waffle in Marnie's boot"

by GSssssss August 9, 2006

Nasty waffle

when multiple men cum on a waffle and the girl eats it

"man, me and my basketball team made a nasty waffle for that bitch"

by Hazzzzi January 24, 2009

turd waffle

when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)

Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!

Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!

by napoleon bitch;) May 17, 2011