wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

Wild

Adjective describing a lot of a verb. If someone hasn’t showered in a week, they are WILD stinky. If someone is afraid of the dark, they are wild pussy.

That car almost hit me, he must be WILD drunk!

by DreRoc September 12, 2022

Going buck wild, vigorously

Prolonged masturbation, particularly of the male sexual organ until the skin is beaten off, producing painful rashes.

I was going buck wild, vigorously, on the toilet.

by Speckt March 3, 2022

wild tangent

a meaningless, useless, retargerous detour from one's immediate goal or purpose

considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve

by Sexydimma February 21, 2015

Wild Bit Of Gear

one whom does an action that is quite crass, out-of-the-ordinary, looked down upon, or humerous behind their back.

that chick is a wild bit of gear.

by zachdontlikeit September 10, 2010