WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

Wanderslut

A person who is usually very attractive and you have a desire to fuck and know you could, but their choice in sex partners makes you think twice.

I wanted to bang my teacher last night after we got drinks at the bar, but he's such a wanderslut, and i'm glad I didn't.

by Mallazyr March 29, 2015

Wanker

One who 'wanks' (i.e.). One who participates in the act of 'wanking' (masturbation).

A common term in the United Kingdom, but less commonly used in the United States. Although its litteral translation is 'masturbater' it is generly used as a derogative term in general.

British guy- HEY! You! your a 'bloody wanker'!
American guy- Ummmmmm...... Whats that?
British guy-...... Fuck you!

by PokesAlotaSmot420 March 20, 2011

Wanker

also spelled wanka. a person who is a total and complete jerk and is devoid of any knowledge there of. normaly used by british rugby players.

Hey you! Ya get out of the way ya wanker!

by Billy Whiskers May 13, 2005

wankerchief

Another name for the common tissue, implying that they're only used for wiping up semen.

Friend: Hey man, do you have a wankerchief?
You: No, I used them all last night.

by lewanker July 27, 2011

wanker

See also-masturbate

A term over-used by Brits and Aussies because they don't have many good insults anyway...

Bob: Hi! How are you?

Brit/Aussie: Ge' out o' ere ya wanker!

by Blasty2k September 1, 2005

wanker

Politicians basically are all wankers. Have respect for none of them, except maybe some of the dead ones

Tony Blair, George Bush....wankers

by lord nobcheese January 8, 2007