Wiki-Watch

Binge-watching a show on Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime...while keeping an iPad opened to Wikipedia in order to flesh out the storyline with historical facts, facts about the actors, and other random silly questions we want answered. It's like MST3K and Pop Up Video had a baby.

I am so far behind on Sons of Anarchy. Let's Wiki-Watch to catch up.

by Kardur2 December 03, 2015

lets watch ninjago

another way of saying lets have gay sex

"Hey Colin lets watch ninjago"

by Sheistenberg November 30, 2022

Watching Ratatouille

What you tell your parents you're doing when you want to have sex with someone and don't want them to know. Can be substituted for other movies, preferably pixar.

"You up for watching ratatouille this weekend?"
"Yeah totally, let me know when you're free."

by BarryBBensonsdad July 15, 2019

Thug Watch

when you go out with your girlfriends in the hood, specifically to mingle with the local men

"Giiiiiirl, you tryna thug watch in the town tonight?"

by Ayyyye408 March 07, 2018

I’m just going to watch

When a male asks for a sexual picture, he mostly adds the comment: “I’m just gonna watch.” Which is a lie, they are jerking off.

Her: “Here’s my nudes, don’t screenshot.”
Him: “Don’t worry, I’m just going to watch.”

by mirlook March 06, 2024

Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.

Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.

by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023