vampirize

verb: the act of biting as a vampire would.
background: it's not a word, but it totally should be... makes sense!

Andrea vampirized Alex. ow.

by andrea November 28, 2004

vampiric liquidised masturbation juice

A energy juice with similar properties to viagra used when attempting to gain an erection.

Ohh. I am so glad you used the vampiric liquidised masturbation juice honey.

by Ali gooba tremy uterwecex April 17, 2010

vlampire

a vagina licking Ampire

a rare species of Ampire that hunts for the sole purpose of licking vagina's; usually found in large clans outnumbering humans in ratio's of 22:1 or even possibly more
Used in a sentence:
Hey guys watch out for that Vlampire!

by Turd Fergison1 October 28, 2006

Vampires Dark Rising

Vampires Dark Rising aka (VDR) Where plays from all over the world to pretend they're vampires. Now VDR is a fighting game, but if you fight a player they will go on "scream" or to their clan and cry about how about how they got killed in a fighting game. This game should be 18, have you seen some of those messages, you could have a fucking wank to some of them.

Also RC are the best clan on VDR.

"Vampires Dark Rising will be the cause of you having no life"

by The Metal King October 9, 2016

Vampires Everywhere

What happens when twilightfags + generic ass riffs + leather/teased hair/black everything + gayness (again) + auto tuning + making music purely for money without ever having a shred of respect for yourself or god damn art whatsoever just because you're exploting the recent resurgence in vampire popularity and you get signed to a shitty label? You get the JO-Bro's known as Vampires Everywhere! The also double as a band for fat scene chicks who like BrokeNCYDE!

Teen Girl: "Hey, did you hear the new Vampires Everywhere!?"

Teen Dude: "That twilightcore garbage sucks. Coffinflip, babe."

by I hate Vampires Everywhere July 30, 2010

Vampires Delight

Where you eat out a girl when she is having her period.

Smashing your face in a tomato
Vampires Delight with an endless feast

by Ohright99 October 30, 2008

vampires

Beautiful, pale, creatures with fangs and lots of sex appeal. 'Goth' culture has turned vampirism into a trend which many Satanists practice. They call themselves 'vampyres' to distinguish themselves and get fake fangs fitted in.

The Ruda family are vampyres.

by Shawn February 21, 2005