Urban crush

An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.

Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.

by Klanservative Christian May 30, 2018

Urban Disgustitionary

What you call the Urban Dictionary after searching a completely normal non-disgusting word and come up with some nasty nasty description of it that makes you never want to see the word or Urban Dictionary again.

Synonyms: Urban Disgust, Urban Ewtitionary, The Book Of Nasty Descriptions

Ewwwww..........I'm never searching anything on the Urban Disgustitionary ever again.....

by considerthefollowing June 26, 2018

urban rappel

(verb) To rappel from a building, monument, or any other anthropogenic urban structure. Some people do this professionally, cleaning parts that can't be reached any other way and doing other stuff of the sort, while others just freak out.

-So basically you're saying he mountaineers for a job?
-Nah, man, he URBAN RAPPELS.

by hiromu September 17, 2008

Urban Dicktionary

What Urban Dictionary has become now.

Edgy teen: omegawd! i dont know deez word lemme look it up on Urban Dicktionary.
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 04, 2017

Urban Spiral

When you delve deep into urban dictionary and can't get out the spiral

Fuck dude I fell into another urban spiral last night, I could tell you all about the plumpkin

by BumFiddler April 27, 2023

Urban Dickionary

Basically a digital burn book. Where people vent about their classmates and people they hate anonymously hoping to make themselves feel better about their own sad lives.

You: Haha <insert name> is such a loser!

You: I’m gonna add their name to Urban Dickionary with a bunch of swear words!
*Submits*
Also you: Hah-aha...ah *cries*

by Itchythot2000 November 15, 2018

Urban Dickionary

A badass version of the thing you're on right now.

Use the badass version of a dictionary an urban dickionary motherfucker!

by Dr Lupo January 18, 2019