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Snapping turtle

DO NOT LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU WILL REGRET IT! A snapping turtle is really an agressive but cool turtle, you can keep them as pets.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb November 24, 2022
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The Turkish Curtain

When two individuals have inter course on a stage with the curtain drawn, and the audience guesses the sex act based on the noises the couple are making.
The audience applauded and demanded an encore of The Turkish Curtain.
by Yu Sho Me Dong August 8, 2023
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Baron Von Turkeypants

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.
Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.
by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008
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Chase the Turtle

Chasing the turtle refers to consuming Xanax in order to slow down, or chill. Xanax is often used after using other recreational drugs (with stimulant or insomniac properties) in order to induce sleep or enter a "come-down" period. As a turtle is a slow animal, chasing the turtle naturally means to slow down, usually after a long night of partying.
Hey man, you're pretty wired after doing that blow, maybe you should chase the turtle.
by Uncle Apple May 24, 2011
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stuff my turkey

Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!
Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey
by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016
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Wet Tina Turner

(n) a three step, multi-person, alcoholic shot, typically taken with jaegermeister or tequila, but that can be performed with any hard liquor. The three steps include (1) taking the shot (2) the shooter's friend or passerby then douses the shooter with a glass of water to the face (3) that same person or a third person then slaps the shooter on the cheek, relatively hard, but not too hard.
My favorite shot? Oh, that's an easy one, it's a Wet Tina Turner! You forget about how bad the liquor tastes because you immediately get hit with a glass of water and slap to the face!
by SlappedTooHard123 March 10, 2017
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walk the turtle

Being slowed down by a drag.
Man working with Dave has been so slow, he’s making me really walk the turtle.
by Turtleman808 January 31, 2020
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