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The rapist Kobes women and touches little children.
touches by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Touch of the tism 

When you're a "tad" bit autisic. Commonly used in a disrespectful manner in schools across Ireland and the UK.
Chav: nah I swear Ur so *r slur*

Chavs friend: I think we all have a touch of the tism

The Pete Wentz Touch 

The ability to take amazing pictures of yourself. Named after Pete Wentz, bassist of the band Fall Out Boy, as he can take gorgeous photos of himself.
Person A: Look at that girl, she has the Pete Wentz touch. I mean that picture of her is amazing!
Person B: I know. I so wish I had the Pete Wentz touch.

mexican touchdown 

A sexual act utilizing any variety of Taco Bell hot sauce as lubricant. Most often used when referring to anal sex.
Johnny's girlfriend was entirely turned off of anal sex after he scored a Mexican Touchdown.
mexican touchdown by evanave November 14, 2013

touch black 

We're going to win tonight...touch black.
touch black by Horse lover 555 March 16, 2016

You touch my Tralalalala 

What you say when someone reaches for the last slice of pizza or the last chicken wing and you want to delay them so you can get it
Guy 1: (Reaching in for the last wing)
Guy 2: You touch my tralalalala !!!
Guy 1:What?
Guy 2:(gobble gobble gobble)
Guy 1:Yo bruh I wanted that!