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Toolesk

Toolesk-adjective: To act in a manner that other percieve as being a tool
Jayne: Like omg did you see charlie acting ganster last night?
Trip: cha, I wouldnt miss seeing a toolesk charlie
by rusty jenkins July 3, 2007
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Tooligeous

Fat Tool. Acts like a Tool religeously.
Bushey is "Tooligeous", he whitied in my car after 2 shots.
by ND, BP, SU February 7, 2008
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toolbaby

a guy who is a - a tool, and either b - a mommas boy or c -acts like a baby
He is such a toolbaby
by kkm08 September 12, 2009
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tool

Typically a male who gels his hair every morning and makes sure everything he wears is designer brand and that people know it. All of his thoughts are centered around himself and he believes everyone else's should be too. He tries hard to be that cool, popular guy that loves, yet he is not. He thinks that if a girl doesnt go for him, it is only because she has a boyfriend but secretly wishes she could have him anyway.
Wheres Matt?
Hitting on that drunk girl over there
Oh man what a tool.
by khags November 30, 2009
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tool

Someone who is ridiculously dumb, make an ass of themselves, and hasn't got a clue about what's going on around them. However, tools are usually used and kept around for either entertainment purposes (ie. getting them to do something really stupid for laughs) or for other things (ie. transportation).
Phil: Hey, that Dick guy, he's a fuckin' tool! He sings "I'm a Little Tea Pot" when I tell him to.

Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.
by brouhaha November 12, 2009
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Tool

One who calls others tools and yet does not realize that they are a tool.
-Your such a tool
-I'm not the one giving free stuff to people you barely know
by Petitekimbyswimmerscreek January 17, 2010
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Tool

someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
by Tool Detector May 15, 2011
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