Okie tool kit 

A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.

Lennie Jim carries his Okie tool kit under the seat of his Jimmy pickup truck.

Okie tool kit by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

tingle in my tool 

For men, a term used to describe being aroused by another man or woman to the point of getting a partial or full erection.

That guy, from next door, working on my car always manages to put a serious a tingle in my tool. I'd be happy to show him how to use another kind of tool.

tingle in my tool by Happy Wolf December 21, 2006

rex hunt fishing tool 

A sensible and useful pen-knife that can be used for an array of things as well as fishing.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.

Quick, be a gert and get the rex hunt fishing tool!

rex hunt fishing tool by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006

MASSIVE tool 

Someone who is really fucked in the head.

i was just thinking
and i think it'd be a really good idea
if i stabbed out your eyes and ripped out all the nerves in your body and then took your pants and shrunk them
and then when you'd put them on
they'd be tight
and you would be able to see them or feel them so you wouldn't know
and then everyone would see you and make fun of you for being emo

^^A MASSIVE tool said that.

MASSIVE tool by Erectionking May 4, 2008

Mega Tool

A person usually male who copies off of an entire group like the guy in my new haircut. You are a tool to a certain area if a lot of people in your area have the same look as you.

Mega Tool qualities: acts like a complete tool but says he's not, thinks he's tough because he got both of his ears pierced, Thinks he's cool because he got an ugly girlfriend.

Robert Masusock is a Mega Tool

Mega Tool by unknown45629 November 21, 2009

busy tool 

the act of holding something, anything, work related in your hand when there is nothing to do so it appears to the boss that you are working hard or got something to do.

Dude: "Hey dude, we got an hour til the truck gets here. pass me that roll of tape and that tape measurer quick. The boss is coming and I need my busy tool."
Boss: " I need a volunteer to go clean up some puke. You. standing there not looking busy, let"s go.
Dude #2: "I fucking hate you dude.

busy tool by HOT POCKET STOMPER May 24, 2010

Thule tool

A person who keeps his/her bike rack, ski rack, Thule carrier on his/her car (generally a Subaru) all year long.

John is such a Thule tool. He loves to let everyone know all the sports he participates in by keeping all of his different racks attached to his car.

Thule tool by enols August 11, 2010