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toilet brush

A device typically used to brush off haters. Usually used after one has dipped their hair in the toilet and proceeded to whip it back and forth.
When she came out the bathroom with her hair dripping wet but her clothes still on, we knew she had been brushing off the haters with her toilet brush.
by WOOT!!!!!!!!!! January 5, 2011
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beat my meat on the toilet seat

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says
Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017
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toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.
"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005
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toilet stamp

when taking a shit, you're on ther so long that, when you get up, the toilet rim leaves a big, oval-shaped red line around your ass.
And often leaving red ovals just above your knees from the weight of your elbows.
dude, last nite i was taking a shit for like a fuckin hour and wen i got up, i had such a massive toilet stamp

the toilet toilet stamped me.

you: i have to go to the bathroom
mom: ok, make sure not to get a toilet stamp
you: mooooom!!
by scootanigga December 28, 2005
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toilet frog

n. A piece of shit.
eg. That toilet frog kicked my ass.
Q: What does a toilet frog look like?
A: It's brown
Q: Where does the toilet frog come from?
A: The toilet
by eleventh samson December 18, 2005
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Toilet Booth

Bathroom stall that is so narrow you can only enter and exit in the same direction since the walls and layout prevent turning around. The true mark of a toilet booth is placement of the toilet paper dispenser in such a manner as to prevent a proper forward arc for comfortable wiping. Much like its communications related cousin the phone booth, which generally are missing the phone books, most of these will lack toilet paper.

Trademarks of a worthy toilet booth also include: Graffiti; many times aimed at the expense of the store which provides said booth, or will include phone numbers, gang affiliation scribbles and of course the ubiquitous dirty poem and/or sexuality references; broken latch and/or a door with a sizable and very viewable gap between it and the wall (many of these face sinks so that hand washers can check you out inside while looking in the mirror), old holes where other latches have been forcibly removed, no coat hook, a wonderful, claustrophobic, straight-jacketed feeling from shoulders being pressed to the walls and the occasional oddity such as an empty condom wrapper or part of a newspaper.
by Sci Fi Wasabi May 12, 2010
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Toilet Graffiti

When you flush after taking a deuce, and you leave shit stains in the walls of the toilet. (EX: Shit Stains in the toilet)
My older brother came out of the bathroom after taking a deuce and when I went in there he left some "Toilet Graffiti" in the toilet.
by Deyshawn October 21, 2010
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