Matt Shirley

This person is very confusing, he may have a girlfriend but he likes to groap and squeeze males asses . He has a very big nose and looks like a jew again approach with care.

That person is a Matt Shirley
"OMG IT IS A MATT SHIRLEY"

by Captain Long Fingers April 22, 2017

Matt Caplan

Current star of Broadway's RENT. Gives dance lessons on Maranda's grave. Also known as Jewish McJew.

I just got a dance lesson from Matt Caplan on Maranda's grave.

Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.

by Erikitten April 26, 2006

Matt

A dick who keeps your bagel and gives it to a man on the streets, who claims that he is poor and shits on the table when he is at your house smoking and taking crack.

Matt: remember that guy who shit on the table

Me: that was you

Matt: oh yeah

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 2, 2019

MATT

Matt stands for Man Attracted To Teenagers

That man was looking at my friend and I swear he was such a MATT

by Dr. Poop June 19, 2017

matt stone

One of the creators of my favorite shows ever...south park! :D He does the voice of Kenny, Kyle, Butters, and many others. He's also pretty cute, I've never seen anyone pull off the Jew Fro look quite like him.

matt stone and trey parker are the geniuses behind south park

by 19145 January 2, 2010

Matt

Calls Dogs Leng has a weird dog fetish

Shags Cats
Does Incest

OH wow look at that man hes shagging a dog! it must be a matt

by I'm a fat February 26, 2020

your matt

Generic insult derived from the name of a young 'Gaming Legend' who, according to law, tries to 'pwn y0ur b4535', and fails miserably every time.

'Jeez, ya Matt... quit eating my motherfucking chips.'

'Haha, check out that stupid Matt over there...'

by Chibiviscerator March 15, 2005