River my beloved

My future husbands name is river, I love him sm to the point where I would die for him

awwwh, You look adorable as always, river my beloved :)

by StupidWetCat November 30, 2022

thrown your handbag in the river

To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.

Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)

Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...

by Phalange Asphyxiation September 11, 2023

Lego City River

A place that deserves to be a landmark because of a certain meme.

A man has fallen into the Lego City River

by Power476 December 23, 2020

River

A perfect but gay boy

James Charles is such a River

by Porn masterpiece November 2, 2019

River thotter

A thot who is seen on the river normally in a canoe or kayak dressed to show off a lot of skin. Normally has some type of alcoholic beverage in her hands as well.

You see that girl go by in that canoe, I heard she's a river thotter

by Coin981 April 17, 2023

love river

When your face is wet after going down on a girl, and natures lubrication is flowing down your chin.

Her -“That was amazing. Oh my god”
Him- “Well I sure hope so. I nearly drowned in your love river!”

by EtaXi722 June 19, 2018

River

River is a smart, beautiful, caring, quiet girl. She takes a while to warm up to you but once you're close she never stops talking!!! if you ever meet a River cherish her forever because she will always be there for you. A River is so sweet and she's smoking hot! every boy wants to ask her out.

WOW look at River today, she looks gorgeous!

by 12392 October 8, 2023