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polish twist

Is an act of trying to seduce a female at a bar by grabbing her private parts from behind and you would finger her if she was not wearing clothes.
Did that guy really thing that he could get that girl with a polish twist.
by Svangur September 30, 2014
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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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polish silver

Oh, i haven't fucked in ages, i need to polish silver.
by insanitune November 27, 2013
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Polish meatloaf

The act of tying your neighbors penis in a knot
Yo, dude billy just gave Greg a polish meatloaf it was sexy as fuck!
by Jesus's butthole February 9, 2015
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Polish hurricane

When a girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart in her mouth. She gets both surprised and angry and blows it back in your face.
Janet gave me a polish hurricane because i just about blew mud in her mouth.
by Richard Cranium August 25, 2015
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polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom
I walked in and he was polishing the jag
by ezelbee November 17, 2016
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