Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

liquid gorilla fun

When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.

Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 7, 2024

Gorilla breath

A very musty bad breath or a B.O.

Wow, he smells so bad, he has gorilla breath!

by Leopards14 November 6, 2019

Gorilla tag

A game with the most cringiest roast battles and where 9 year old come together to play mini games.

Friend: You play gorilla tag!
Guy: yes how did you know?
Friend: you get no bitches

by McDonald’s worker9473 May 8, 2022

Charcoal Gorilla

Used against racists who used "snow possum" to describe a white person.

That charcoal gorilla just called me a snow possum

by SpittingFacts6969 January 30, 2021

Brazilian Gorilla

When a hairy woman has gorilla grip coochie strong enough to lift a man by his penis.

She almost ripped my dick off last night doing the Brazilian Gorilla.

by Schmunt March 1, 2025

paper gorillas

they have small flimsy dicks

"my friend got me models of paper gorillas fo my birthday"
"fuck him"

by 69 months January 9, 2022