White Table Cloth

High end steakhouse with private booth and white table cloth...

My old lady took me to this nice restaurant and gave me a hand job under the white table cloth....

by Cheese N Cecil February 25, 2025

table bait

This best looking guy at the table

Hey, look at that table bait, maybe we should join them.

by firemanmoe February 03, 2014

Missed check table bingo

When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay

Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!

by BillyBSevenOne July 04, 2022

noodle table

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.

Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.

by Thumper010 September 04, 2017

The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.

Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!

by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021

toxic table

A group of girls that you should NOT mess with EVER

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD it’s the toxic table

by milson jim’s dog July 02, 2020

Buying Tables

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.

"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"

by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011