"Yo, Frankie! Did you get a look at that broad? I know you'd like to Italian roast her someday, am I fuckin' right?"
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."
by notreallygoodatthis April 28, 2014
He had posted a picture of his fan art of his favorite band, shortly after he was roasted by a girl named Charlotte. She had said “This looks like something my 3 year old son would draw!” He was heartbroken at the sight of the reply.
by FANNYPEEPS July 25, 2020
by Five Hats December 08, 2022
1. (verb: Roasting) cooking a food (typically meat) over a fire
2. (adjective: Roasted) the way food has been cooked.
3. (noun: roasted) Insulting someone on the internet.
2. (adjective: Roasted) the way food has been cooked.
3. (noun: roasted) Insulting someone on the internet.
1. Carl: what are you doing?
Joe: I'm roasting chicken.
2. Carl: Those roasted potatoes look delicious.
3. Richard: I'm confused why homeless people can have cellphones
Joe: You're confused about how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth?
Joe: I'm roasting chicken.
2. Carl: Those roasted potatoes look delicious.
3. Richard: I'm confused why homeless people can have cellphones
Joe: You're confused about how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth?
by murderous moth May 02, 2022
A prof roast is an activity taken up by senior petroleum engineering students at Texas A&M University, in which the students make fun of, take cheap shots at, and relive past events of the professors in the petroleum department.
by tomsdaddy March 10, 2009
A pre-planned several hour period a group spends planted in a single location, marathon watching a movie/TV series, shooting the shit or drinking; a state of being connected to the present moment.
To avoid the Sunday Scaries, Mike scheduled a roast watching obscure brutally gory western films and eating an assortment of eggs.
by Bone Tomahawk June 23, 2024
by Oojiflip June 15, 2022