Res Monkey

A derogatory term for Native American people. Synonyms include: Injun, indigenous peoples.

“Oh look at that res monkey, I didn’t know we were that close to native land“ -Zack

by mooseknuckles69 February 24, 2021

Toss Monkey

A Toss Monkey is someone who takes great pleasure in wanking off monkeys.

John didn't show up for my driving lesson today, what a toss monkey!

by Garythegreatandpowerful September 09, 2019

Boof Monkey

A term for describing someone behaving in an almost baboon-like, primal, and indefinitely African American way.

"Has anyone seen Smith, that fucking boof monkey stole my water bottle."

"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"

by Miwotic November 17, 2020

Dumping Monkey

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'

I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!

by WFTR November 01, 2013

monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.

That monkey pounder is an asshole

by Dakota383b April 26, 2016

Yarn monkey

A male individual who holds the skein of yarn for the woman he loves while she knits or crochets.

Look a that yarn monkey. He must really love her...

by Tullie June 04, 2011

Pox monkey

A person suffering from the Monkeypox virus

Three weeks after I dated that pox monkey I had rash all over my bum.

by beast82nl May 20, 2022