teague

One who fucks a fat bitch then lays on her like a couch. or act of laying on her like a couch after he fucks her. noun or verb

Hunter Hendricks is a teague

This bitch was so fat that after she got teagued he pulled her legs out like a fold out sofa.

by frontinlikemydaddy September 28, 2006

Tongue Fu Twa

the act of orally pleasuring a woman, by sticking your tongue in and out of her hole.

Hey, baby, how about some Tongue Fu Twa?

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Rip Tongue

Rip Tongue: When you have twirled the kitty(vagina) with your tongue for countless hours sometimes even days, ripping the thin piece of skin(fraenulum) connecting your tongue to the bottom of your mouth resulting in extremely clingy females, and mouth pain for a week.

Person with numbing mouth pain: I went rip tongue on this chick a couple of days ago, now she won't stop begging me to go down her.
Friend: mmm, bet that tongue still swollen huh??
Person with numbing mouth pain: You're God Damn Right!!!

by Jesters_nonsense July 13, 2018

Hummus-tingus

When you leave a cum stain on a pillow.

Hey man, I might have left a bit of a hummus-tingus in your room.

by SpengDisciple November 24, 2018

Ox Butt Tongue

This can be shortened to OBT or simply butt tongue. Usually this phrase is meant to insult someone, but can also be used to express that something is uncool.
Ox but tongue is the (fictional) toungue that comes from the butt of an ox. It can also be used with any animal, like cow butt tongue or buffalo butt tongue.

You are such an ox butt tongue!

Man, I can't go to the concert, that sucks major ox butt tongue!

by Inky Ivy February 11, 2009

teng

the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.

Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.

by Matt December 9, 2004

Tongue-Job

1. The act of giving your partner's tongue a blow-job

2. Sucking on a tongue like it is a dick

Guy 1: Yo, I just got back from making out with my girl friend for the first time!!

Guy 2: Really??? how was it?

Guy 1: It was awesome. And she gave me a tongue-job!!

by Xennius September 24, 2011