Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.
"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"
by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022
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e-taint

The place some piece of electronic communications resides between sending and receiving. Usually only noteworthy when the delay is pronounced.
Wilma: Why did not not answer my text? Dino was choking!
Fred: I never got a text from you.
Wilma: Bullshit, show me your phone!
Fred takes out phone and shows recent texts with none from from Wilma...
Wilma: My text must be stuck in the e-taint.
by jfburke619 September 12, 2018
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taint tingle

when you feel arousal in your taint
Did you see Timmy's dank memes? They made my taint tingle.
by Swagmaster420PussyPounder October 7, 2016
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Working the taint

To work between Christmas and New Year, usually 27th to 31st December (Non-Bank Holidays, and Weekends), refers to the bit of skin between your anus and scrotum or vagina, the taint.
I've no annual leave left, looks like I'm working the taint this year.
by anonymous December 19, 2022
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Riley Skin Taint

A viscous disease that no one wants.
See; feline aids
Oh lawd have mercy she touched me. I’m gonna get the Riley skin taint
by Sneebles May 20, 2022
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The Tainted Fleetwood

While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.
Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!
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taint cock

It is a retarded chicken that was meant to be named tank top
The autistic cow said taint cock was his best friend.
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