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ate the whole table

what stupid roblox children say when they think someone did well at their game
"Omg stacy did so well in the beauty pageant, she legit ate the whole table"
by Medoh July 26, 2022
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Cats table

Gossip spreads at the cats table.
by Pseudonymdefinition December 26, 2020
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Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.
im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.
by That one taco June 18, 2016
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fight the table

When someone is hitting the puck in air hockey so hard you don't get a chance to hit it back. Very annoying.
I was trying to play air hockey with tom, but he just wanted to fight the table instead, whatta jerk
by hms321 December 15, 2008
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Usher The Table

Verb: in 8ball/pool - to place your inner thigh on the edge of the table in a slight thrusting/thirst trap motion to reach across for a wide shot, especially if going on the other side (for a closer/easier shot in thought) means using your non-dominant hand.
Person 1: Dude, that corner pocket 11 is so far, I can’t hit it.

Person 2: Bro, just usher the table
by gv_86 September 20, 2025
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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
by anonymous January 28, 2025
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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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