Twiddle Diddle

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

Two can play at that game

Real meaning: when someone does harm to you, you can do the same to them.

Rick: So, Mike stole Shelly from me; Well, two can play at that game!

by Fruityogos January 11, 2011

Twinkie Girl

When a young woman has a strong fetish for receiving creampies during sex, causing her to resemble the famous cream-filled Hostess snack cake during the act (see also: breeding fetish)

“I love it when he creampies me…I think I’m becoming a Twinkie Girl”

by Blackjack Archer June 29, 2023

twatwanker

Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny

She's a twatwanker of the first order.

by Piemanius September 14, 2006

Twat Chops

Forceful hand attacks toward a woman's twat to force her into submission when being disobedient.

My twat chops work wonders when my wife violates the house rules. "laura was being a drater so I twat chopped that hoe"

by ladrater October 18, 2010

twinkie house

Interj. - A battlecry used when attacking someone, to strike confusion and fear into the minds of your opponent. Usually followed by a hard right hook.

"Itty bitty baby! Itty bitty boat!" "I don't believe it!" "Habeeb it!" "TWINKIE HOUSE!" *thwack*

by Felyza June 11, 2006

two buck chuck

Charles Shaw -- a dirt-cheap (but better than you'd expect) wine you can get at Trader Joe's for $2 a bottle in Cali. A little more expensive elsewhere.

Let's see. we got the PBR, the two-buck Chuck, burgers and fries from Mickey D's... Okay, go let Queen Elizabeth in for dinner, now, Laura.

by Brian X July 1, 2003