J Shirt

A Shirt you wipe your come with

Man fuck that sock, I got me a J Shirt

by MrJizzShirt August 8, 2021

try me shirt

Phrase used to describe a situation where one person gets chumped on a regular basis.

Damn, why's everyone raggin on Zach? He must be wearin the try me shirt today.

by Lady Pacman December 9, 2008

The misfits shirt incident

When a guy named cooper Kenneth miller jacked off with another guy named Ayden in his room making direct eye contact before violently ejaculating on his red misfits shirt

Ayden is still traumatized From the misfits shirt incident

by 1dk123456789 December 5, 2025

chambray shirt

A button up denim shirt that is quintessential in any basic bitch's wardrobe

That chambray shirt looks great w your MK bag

by Baz June 12, 2016

Shirt

When you agree with someone, the opposite of cap

"this movie is great"
"thats shirt bro"

by Blah99292 September 8, 2021

T Shirt Tuck

When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.

Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.

by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019

Shirt-Tugger

If you are the designated driver or designated walker, a person who always complains to go with you to a party and always wants to leave a party early knowing you're responsible for taking them home. They are the type to act reckless at parties and force you to be the ones to watch over them
See gamekiller

Named after what small children do to their mothers when they are being whiny brats

Text from Dawn: alright so what's the plan for tonight
Text from Dawn: If you're going to Ron's party let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm ready, so if you're ready, let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm 5 minutes away from your house
Text from Dawn: I'm at your door
Text from Me: You're such a shirt-tugger

Dawn: Can we go?
Me: Fuck no. We just got here. Quit tuggin my shirt

by Uncleruck April 26, 2008