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This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.
Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.
Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
I follow a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt it makes me happy.
I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013
Get the guy-in-a-checked-shirtmug. Grahn then goes on to explain that when she was in high school, there was a rumor perpetually whispered that if anybody wore green on a Thursday, that meant they were queer.
"I am looking to meet another boy" said joe " i am going to wear a green shirt Thursday and let him know i want to tap that ass"
by Hippy.oppenheim September 21, 2023
Get the green shirt Thursdaymug. by Throddleman June 23, 2016
Get the Shirtingmug. by qwertyuiop130 January 6, 2012
Get the California Shirtmug. A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
Get the Shirt Squirtermug. Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010
Get the Texas T-Shirtmug. Description
Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.
Joker-perpetrator
The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.
The Hero-batman fan
Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.
Batman/Joker Conflict
The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.
Joker-perpetrator
The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.
The Hero-batman fan
Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.
Batman/Joker Conflict
The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:
A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.
B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.
C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.
B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.
C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
Get the Batman Shirt Theorymug.