When a person usually only enjoys musical artists or bands in which the singer is of the same sex as said person.
Guy1: What kind of music do you like?
Guy2: I like bands that have guy singers, not chick singers, regardless of how hot the female singer may be.
Guy1: You're musically gay.
Guy2: And damn proud!
Guy2: I like bands that have guy singers, not chick singers, regardless of how hot the female singer may be.
Guy1: You're musically gay.
Guy2: And damn proud!
by FONtheCON April 13, 2008
As a historical period, it is the period of time between about 1750 and 1815. The beginning of the classical period of music was marked by the death of Johann Sebastian Bach. It is characterized by very simple melody lines over a basic accompaniment, often utilizing motifs and sequencing with strict structure and form applied. The Grand Daddy of the classical era is considered to be Joseph Haydn, who has been given the nickname's "Father of the String Quartet", and "Father of the Symphony". Ludwig van Beethoven is also a prolific composer from this period of music, though Beethoven is given more credit for being the leader of the transition into the Romantic period, due to his odd ways of composition which became noticeable has he lost his hearing.
In general terms, classical is used to characterize music written before what is considered to be the contemporary genre of music, specifically music written before 1915. Suffice it to say that it takes an enormous amount of skill to be a classically trained musician. Listen to the Chopin Scherzo in B-flat Minor, or the Beethoven "Waldstein" Sonata. For more recent "classical", listen to Prokofiev, or even the wonderful Gyorgy Ligeti, who died recently in 2006. Classical music is very much alive and it is the reason we have the music we have today. And don't do what a stupid youtuber did once and tell someone opera sucks, therefore Justin Bieber has more skill than a Soprano soloist singing Mozart operas.
In general terms, classical is used to characterize music written before what is considered to be the contemporary genre of music, specifically music written before 1915. Suffice it to say that it takes an enormous amount of skill to be a classically trained musician. Listen to the Chopin Scherzo in B-flat Minor, or the Beethoven "Waldstein" Sonata. For more recent "classical", listen to Prokofiev, or even the wonderful Gyorgy Ligeti, who died recently in 2006. Classical music is very much alive and it is the reason we have the music we have today. And don't do what a stupid youtuber did once and tell someone opera sucks, therefore Justin Bieber has more skill than a Soprano soloist singing Mozart operas.
Anything Mozart, anything Haydn, and thousands of other composers, including Beethoven before he was about 30, is considered Classical Music.
by Skeith9095 June 17, 2011
by Oxeye Daisy October 06, 2006
Possibly the gratest genre of music ever conceived by man .... Ever! Not only is Metal one of the oldest and most robust genres of music, spanning back as far as the 70s when the band Black Sabbath combined Blues and rock with dark lyrical content and down tuned guitars (Most metal heads will agree that Black Sabbath "invented" metal), but its also the most diverse genre of music. Five Common Genres of Metal are Heavy,Thrash, Death, Black and Power and this branches off into all different fusion an crossover genres, there are now hundreds of different Metal variants, which is one of the reasons it has survived and thrived for so long.
Metal music generally is a very fast, aggressive, loud and technical sounding music, ofcourse it depends on what type is i mentioned erlier, there are so many different types. After Black Sabbath, metal bands started growing and progressing but still keeping the same raw sound.
From the 1980's up to today metal has evolved into so many different forms such as Black metal, Death metal, Groove metal, Progressive metal, Power metal, Gothic metal, Funk metal, Folk metal, Rap metal, Punk metal, Experimental, Stoner metal, Drone metal, Sludge Metal, Industrial metal, Extreme metal and hundreds of different combinations of the above.
Warning, watch out for fake metal or poser metal bands or emo bands such as Bring me the Horison, Suicide Silence, Black Veil Brides, Slipknot, to name a few.
Metal music generally is a very fast, aggressive, loud and technical sounding music, ofcourse it depends on what type is i mentioned erlier, there are so many different types. After Black Sabbath, metal bands started growing and progressing but still keeping the same raw sound.
From the 1980's up to today metal has evolved into so many different forms such as Black metal, Death metal, Groove metal, Progressive metal, Power metal, Gothic metal, Funk metal, Folk metal, Rap metal, Punk metal, Experimental, Stoner metal, Drone metal, Sludge Metal, Industrial metal, Extreme metal and hundreds of different combinations of the above.
Warning, watch out for fake metal or poser metal bands or emo bands such as Bring me the Horison, Suicide Silence, Black Veil Brides, Slipknot, to name a few.
(Non metal Emo kid): BMTH and Suicide Silence are the most Brutal bands ever!!!!!!!
(Metal head): Fucking lol.
(Emo kid): WHAT? UR U SERIOUS ???? Metal Music IS GAY!!
(Metal head): then simply puts some Strapping young lad on full volume, emo kid's then explodes into a wonderfull rainfall of blood an guts witch lands on the ground spelling out the letters METAL IS FUCKING AWESOME !!!!
(Metal head): Fucking lol.
(Emo kid): WHAT? UR U SERIOUS ???? Metal Music IS GAY!!
(Metal head): then simply puts some Strapping young lad on full volume, emo kid's then explodes into a wonderfull rainfall of blood an guts witch lands on the ground spelling out the letters METAL IS FUCKING AWESOME !!!!
by Musicallyobsessed92 August 24, 2011
Music best listened to when you are completely baked, a good example would be any music written by Bob Marley or Pink Floyd, this sort of music is essential for any true stoner.
by Beardy1991 May 29, 2009
A Kick Ass form of theatre that is far better than drama in many ways.It involves Singing, Dancing and Acting. The music theatre meca is Broadway. The best music theatre was all writen after 1990.
by I'd rather not say July 13, 2005
A synonym for the "musical" genre Rap.
A statement made towards a very poor attempt at music, which targets black youth or black youth wanna-bes (wiggers).
Common words found within the lyrics are Nigga, fuck, bitches and hoes.
Common themes are a nigga or niggas, a bitch or hoe or bitches and hoes, drugs, money, rims and cars, fucking/sex/bonin', jewelery, hard times in tough neighborhoods, how "we've been opressed for years" and how "white boys is haterz", and more niggas.
POOR GRAMMAR IS ALSO A COMMON THEME. (i.e. "soulja boy" cannot finish his sentences let alone words in a particular song) It is also common to buy a CD and have half of it blank or bleeped out when they remove "dirty" or "innopropriate" words.
Most rappers have silly nicknames and rap about the same thing on each album they release, often ripping off classic songs by stealing beats, depriving youth with the "new" beat and rhyme from the old classic.
Most Monkey Music, rap, is based on these principles and has a lot of the same lyrical meaning from "Rapper" to "Rapper". Humans do not enjoy Monkey Music. Monkey Music also inspires strange dances like crumpin' it is often very difficult to tell if someone is suffering from a seisure or just crumpin' it up.
A statement made towards a very poor attempt at music, which targets black youth or black youth wanna-bes (wiggers).
Common words found within the lyrics are Nigga, fuck, bitches and hoes.
Common themes are a nigga or niggas, a bitch or hoe or bitches and hoes, drugs, money, rims and cars, fucking/sex/bonin', jewelery, hard times in tough neighborhoods, how "we've been opressed for years" and how "white boys is haterz", and more niggas.
POOR GRAMMAR IS ALSO A COMMON THEME. (i.e. "soulja boy" cannot finish his sentences let alone words in a particular song) It is also common to buy a CD and have half of it blank or bleeped out when they remove "dirty" or "innopropriate" words.
Most rappers have silly nicknames and rap about the same thing on each album they release, often ripping off classic songs by stealing beats, depriving youth with the "new" beat and rhyme from the old classic.
Most Monkey Music, rap, is based on these principles and has a lot of the same lyrical meaning from "Rapper" to "Rapper". Humans do not enjoy Monkey Music. Monkey Music also inspires strange dances like crumpin' it is often very difficult to tell if someone is suffering from a seisure or just crumpin' it up.
"NOW WHATCH ME YOU"
Tanner: ALAN TURN THAT MONKEY MUSIC SHIT OFF!!!
Alex: Grab his seisure medication, oh wait hes just dancing...
Tanner: ALAN TURN THAT MONKEY MUSIC SHIT OFF!!!
Alex: Grab his seisure medication, oh wait hes just dancing...
by B-HIND BLU EiZ July 18, 2009