Tough Paper Cut

1. Someone who's all talk & no action.

2. Someone who claims they're so tough, & when it comes to it, they pussy out.

3. Someone who acts tough on the phone/computer & then when you see them in person, they act all pussy.

4. Someone who talks shit & say they can/are going to "kick your ass" ; yet when you go to comfront them, they pussy out.
Friend 1: Did you hear about what Suzie did?

Friend 2: I know, she totally called Amber a bitch! And when Suzie went to comfront her, she denied everything & pussied out!

Friend 1: Yeah! She acts like such a Tough Paper Cut.
by Anairiax3 August 03, 2011
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paper tiger

seemingly overwhelming paperwork or paper clutter
I want to tidy up my home, but first I have to tame the paper tiger.
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off paper

Possessing qualities not easily described verbally nor demonstrated with concrete facts.
Our relationship makes no sense on paper, but off paper we are absolutely amazing.
by false refuge firebomber June 02, 2013
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paper in my pooper

When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.
You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"

Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.
by dookie_LOVER-bitches May 21, 2005
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toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out
Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart
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Paper VS Tree

Jordan: That Noah is such a paper vs tree!
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toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 27, 2020
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