A Standing Ovation

After great sex, you pull out and clap for your still erect penis, letting it go flaccid to a round of applause.

“It was great, after I finished I immediately gave myself a standing ovation.”

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

Chad Standing

The art of not moving while looting and shooting in a battle royale game.

This guy is Chad Standing out in the open.

by Johnnyll July 1, 2022

Entered Text Standoff

An awkward standstill when two people realize they are typing to each other at the same time. They both stop typing to see if the other person responds first.

Jenny and I never finished cybering. I wanted to read her arousing message first but we engaged in an Entered Text Standoff

by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009

sandcastle complex

When you feel compelled to destroy something you have built up. (i'm sure there's some technical term for it)

Like, when you go to the beach and you build a sandcastle. The best part about building a sandcastle is jumping on it and watching in sink into the sea.

-Celia grew her nails and then bit them all off! Boy did it feel good.
-Mary grew her hair really really long then cut it all off! She was so happy.
-Janice wrote an entire novel on paper then threw it in the fire. What a laugh.

All these people are enjoying the sandcastle complex.

by CeliaMay December 28, 2005

sand widow

sand widow, a combonation of white widow and afghan kush. one of the dankest strains known to man, high times pot of the year in 2004.

Hey, my guy has that sand widow again!
That sand widow blew my fucking mind!

by Goonage April 18, 2008

Sandbar Mouth

When you mouth is so dry, with just a tad of saliva covering you sandy dry tongue....resembling a sand bar with only a tad bit of water over it....most commonly encountered while high, a variation of cotton mouth.

Bud: Hey man this is some dank bud.

Cotton: Yeah but it's giving me the worst cotton mouth.

Sandy: Yeah you must have "Sandbar Mouth".....ya

know...when your mouth is so dry it resembles a sandbar?

by Eli Packet February 19, 2011

sandbaby

a baby of middle eastern origin, a baby thats born in sand

"look at that little sandbaby, he's going to grow up to be a great terrorist"

by ciscokid1994 March 2, 2011