Stain Bomb

The concurrence of not wiping and then returning your undies to there rightful place upon your butt-ox. This resulting of course in a catastrophe of epic skid stain proportions.

"Hey Joey, your a stain bomb."
"Yeah well at least I don't rape my mom at night."

by JayB's April 4, 2009

Stainberg

A person that poops himself and laughs about it.

Aaron Stainberged himself at work today. Ray, Michelle, and Sparkle had a laughing fit. Then Aaron couldn't help but start chain farting from the spotlight.

by BLACCGURL January 24, 2010

stain the jeans

to stain in the jeans is to perform a sexual activity with someone

1 - "i cant belive you stain the jeans last night....with her!"
2 - " you got to get what you can :p"

by mcsimplez October 28, 2010

stainage

personal characteristics such as body odour, bad breath, unusual ugliness, social awkwardness, a creepy stalkerish presence, etc, which make a person's presence intolerable to others

1. the other night when doug vomited on himself his stainage went through the roof and his girlfriend dumped him.

2. this girl was all over me but she had way too much stainage so i barred her

by yellowbeard12345 October 25, 2012

mint stain

When a girl has either a narwb (no apparent reason wet box) or a arwb (apparent reason wet box) and it dries on her undies

I pulled down this slag's panties and she had a massive mint stain

by H-Dawgggg March 10, 2008

pillow stain

someone who uses a pillow to masturbate and cums on the pillow causing a stain

wow that guy is so gross i bet he is a pillow stain

by Frankie Jizzle February 24, 2009

dooky stain

a large brown spot on your underwear usually caused by poop.

"gym class"- mac has dooky stained whity tidies-bob- haha ! mac has dooky stains!! -mac- ooh nooo i forgot to wipe:( bad case of dooky stains.d

by thatoneguy? July 17, 2011