Squirrel in the fruit basket

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.

'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'

by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

Squirrel Pouch

Bulge in male's briefs or boxer briefs.

Did that guy just jump out of that girls truck without any pants on?! Oh God his squirrel pouch is exposed!

by mykalgraves March 20, 2012

squirrel tail

when a guy wearing briefs drops his pants and pulls his briefs up tight and narrow around his junk letting the pube-fro hang out the sides, giving a white stripe up the middle and darker fur to the sides. it works best while presenting head level to someone, by standing on a table or straddling a chair. pumping also helps.

"jimbo got up on the table in the middle of the party and sported the squirrel tail and we got kelly to turn around just in time to get a face full of squirrel tail."

by mungpo February 1, 2010

Brown Squirrel

Shoving a furry tail up your ass, but leaving enough hanging out so that while you're munching on nuts you look like a squirrel.

Whoa, do you see Nathan G. over there? He's totally doing the brown squirrel on that guy!

by gower_lover April 18, 2011

squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.

When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

Squirrels in my pants

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022

Squirrel Cage Jail

The best place to visit in Council Bluffs, Iowa. It is haunted and it has the best tour guides.Currently there are two and im one of them lol...

but visit it...look them up and call them

seriously you dont wanna miss it.

The Squirrel Cage Jail is the best musuem ever!

by Lc Titan Fan March 19, 2009