spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them

person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much

by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023

Caught spits

Receiving oral sex

YOOOO, I just caught spits from this one shorty in the bathroom!

by S1lent_Ch4lk January 2, 2024

caught spits

meaning someone or you got oral pleasure

“yo i caught spits from Hailey”

by keayo0 January 22, 2024

Spit us out

WAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAH!! Nobody else is allowed to bitch about their problems, Mister Jew! Shut up!

Hym "Yeah, ok dawg. Whatever. Nobody gives a shit. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE! HOW DOES THAT SOUND!? GO BACK TO ISRAEL! Your Jew friend Ben was just saying that a second ago wasn't he? Bye! 'If you don't like it leave' that's the official conservative position on complaining about America. 'DoN't SpIt Us OuT aGaIn! WAAAH!' Shut up. Anybody else complains and it fails on deaf ears. If your book is your story then your story is murdering people and kidnapping their daughters as rape slaves. Shut the fuck up!"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

spit

bestest friend in the whole entire world

Man, you’re my spit!

by pandabearsrcool! November 27, 2023

Spit heat rocks

A phrase made popular by the EDM artist: Bassnectar.

To spit heat rocks means to rap lyrics really well.

The term was derived well before the saying of “spitting bars” and after “spitting fire”.

“He spit heat rocks on the track.”

by DannyDay95 December 1, 2023

Spitting knowledge

Naturally voicing words of wisdom to encourage positive action and or thought process.

Dam bro, you spitting knowledge.

by VladdiDaddi December 4, 2023