spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.

Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.

by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019

spank

my dad when I do something bad

"I will SPANK you"

by sbev November 20, 2019

spank

a way of saying “deal” or agreeing with something or someone

“let’s go out tomorrow”
“okay spank”

“will you bring me the homework”
“spank”
“okay spank”

by ellstayslang December 9, 2019

Spanker

Also referred to as SPNKR, this term is used to define something that transcends the rank of "banger" and one ups the phrase "this slaps"

"Macintosh Plus is an absolute spanker of a song

by hingedurethra February 10, 2020

Spank

Hit

I'm going to spank you!!!

by Ilikewritingdefinitions April 19, 2020

Spanked

You high off your ass your basically in space

Damn bra I’m spanked , that jay striked Oc I’m spanked

by TinaIsthatbitchpurr June 11, 2020

Spankcation

When you cross state lines to masturbate

I sent my 10 nephews on a huge spankcation

by Brokkake June 16, 2020