sexton special

When you eat something and it turns out poop is in it.

Billy: Dude give us free food!

Employee: Ok, dude.

Billy: Thanks fag!

Employee: (to other Employee) I wiped my ass with his burrito shell. Its a sexton special.

by Andy! April 6, 2007

Speciesism

Another word for the food chain

"EnD sPeCiEsIsM" said the woman whose skull was filled only with spinal fluid an essential oils

"M'am do you mean the fucking food chain" said a person whose IQ was above 69

"nO, yOu VeGaNpHoBiC, bIdEn SuPpOrTiNg, PrO cHoIcE, PrO vAx, LiBeRaL pEiCe oF sHiT

by ReetusNeetusDefines January 16, 2021

Jimby Special

A sexual position in which the male is sitting and the female sits on his lap with her back facing him. For best results place a large standing mirror in a location easily viewed by the male so he can get a third-person perspective.
The position was named for "JimbyJimb" as it is his preffered method of achieving pleasure.

"Hey hun, what are we doing tonight?", "Why, the Jimby Special of course!", "Great, I'll get the mirror.".

by SlickJimby November 10, 2005

Battlefield 2: Special Forces

An expansion pack to the highly popular online shooter, Battlefield 2. Adds new teams, weapons, and maps.

After a hard day at work, I like to go home and frag some noobs on Battlefield 2: Special Forces.

by quake July 30, 2008

special beam cannon

Fingering, to pleasure a girl with two fingers.

I totally just special beam cannon'd lianne.

by lanelowman March 28, 2007

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

by tnt May 1, 2003