My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
Get the my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1mug. Pure domination in an argument of any kind. Coming from the slang word "to son" which means to dominate in an unspecified genre of competition, a verbal sonning pertains only to conversational situations.
Did you see David verbally son that girl in the argument during class today? He really knows his stuff!
by FilosopherStond April 20, 2009
Get the Verbally Sonmug. (1). Eastern equivalent (mostly used in New York) - A close friend
(2). A South Korean Football/Soccer player who currently plays for Tottenham Hotspur and the Korea national team. Won the golden boot in the 21/22 season with 23 goals scored.
(2). A South Korean Football/Soccer player who currently plays for Tottenham Hotspur and the Korea national team. Won the golden boot in the 21/22 season with 23 goals scored.
(1). "What's up son!"
(2). Sam: "Harry Kane is better."
Joyce: "I like that guy Son!"
Sam: "Do you like him?"
Joyce: "Yeah..."
Sam: "CRUSH ALERT!"
(2). Sam: "Harry Kane is better."
Joyce: "I like that guy Son!"
Sam: "Do you like him?"
Joyce: "Yeah..."
Sam: "CRUSH ALERT!"
by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022
Get the Sonmug. When you have responsabilities that you don't want to do, but you're still bored and don't know what to do.
You: Uuuhh. I'm sooo bored, Jeff !
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.
by I_have_erectile_dysfunction October 10, 2023
Get the The dilemma of the son of a bitchmug. by dinnsdale September 30, 2018
Get the Happy birthday son, this is yours now.mug. 
by WayZobbie January 26, 2022
Get the Son of a bitchmug.