Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
by scumqueen October 27, 2005
Get the sock monkeymug. by mikeymark January 17, 2008
Get the purple sockmug. by Cam*@*Jax July 30, 2007
Get the Church Socksmug. 1. allie camp. or a very very similar person who spends there spring break matching their socks and is incredibly really really good looking
by lucy March 10, 2005
Get the Sock LOVERmug. Friend: Hey, can I borrow a sock?
The Douchbag: Ya, but not that long black one-that's my cock sock!
The Douchbag: Ya, but not that long black one-that's my cock sock!
by Chubbyfatloser October 9, 2008
Get the Cock Sockmug. It is the predecessor to the Pink Sock phenomena. When you are being anally annihilated, and your partner pulls out their dick or fingers, or whatever form of anal probe you decide to use, so fast that your intestines actually dingle from your ass. Not to be confused with dingleberries.
The only way to cure a brown sock, is for it to transform into a pink sock. One must turn around and tell their partner to clean their brown sock with their mouth until they are cured and have a nice pretty pink sock.
The only way to cure a brown sock, is for it to transform into a pink sock. One must turn around and tell their partner to clean their brown sock with their mouth until they are cured and have a nice pretty pink sock.
1: So I was getting ass fucked by Joey the other day and when he finished he pulled out so fast I got a brown sock.
2: Did he fix it for you?
1: Well I turned around furiously and said suck on my brown sock bitch. And he did. So now I have a pink sock like you.
2: I like pink socks, not brown socks.
2: Did he fix it for you?
1: Well I turned around furiously and said suck on my brown sock bitch. And he did. So now I have a pink sock like you.
2: I like pink socks, not brown socks.
by BrownSock4life August 25, 2011
Get the Brown Sockmug. the warm inner workings of the female rectum closed tightly around your rock-hard throbbing member. May also be used in the male on male connotation.
by mike hunt665485 December 3, 2010
Get the Cock Sockmug.