smoothless

The opposite of smooth. Lacking smooth or ease.

Traffic, a flat tire, and a speeding ticket made the trip smoothless.

by Dave DDDDDDDDd April 14, 2008

Doobie Smoothie

Smoothies with weed in em
Wiid....
Smoothie...
EPIC!

Steve: Heyyyy what are you doing
Frank: Drankin a Doobie Smoothie
Steve: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll be right over!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The SAGGY WAFFLE! August 8, 2010

Cooch Smooch

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of a female crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

He is a jerk, make sure to cooch smooch him when you kill him.

by Miss Tracey xox May 4, 2011

peanut butter smoothie

The peanut butter smoothie acourding to a few select people in the US Army Airborn School, Bravo Co. Hold Overs is when one uses peanut butter as an anal lubricant. That's the word around the camp fire.
An example of this would be applying peanut butter to your peins and or anus and proceding to in gage in sexual intercource in the rectal area. Using different types peanut butter such as chuncky or smooth will result in diffrent types of dessired pleasure. I recomend mixing and matching, you never know untill you try.

I gave the bitch a peanut butter smoothie and she still wanted a reacharound.

by PFC Airborn January 9, 2006

smoothdick

saying good job to someone in a way that makes them feel uncomfortable.

wow you finished fixing all the cars. smoothdick

by artytork April 27, 2009

lime smoothie

When a man has his penis out then the girl proceeds to put her fingers on the tip and then spread the hole apart then she sneezes into it and the guy ejects it all over her face.

lime smoothie:when you want to go crazy

by freehugs123456789 January 1, 2012

Tuna Smoothie

What you order when eating out a land whale.

"Last night I went down on a girl I met at the bar."
"Oh you mean that land whale? I hope she makes a good tuna smoothie."

by Cuntty McCunterson January 10, 2012