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spongebob

Some yellow sponge with eyeballs and a nasally voicebox. He has a pink starfish, a squid, and a squirrel that wears a spacesuit and has a fish bowl on it's head to breathe carbon dioxide over and over and doesn't die from it. He like to do fruity-tooty dances sometimes when he's with his retarded starfish lover. Steals free baloons. Lives in a pineapple. Goes to a driver's class with a teacher that is a blowfish but looks like a pepperoni pizza.
Spongebob's breath smelled like bullshit, causing mold to grow on the theatre he's in, eventually to the point where the theatre completely caves in.
by Wasabimoto March 31, 2007
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Aside from the yellow sponge with his own television show, Spongebob also refers to any person invited or uninvited to a gathering in which that person does not provide any food items (e.g. spinach dip, chicken wings) or beverages (e.g. a liter of soda or a case of beer) and eats and drinks to his/her heart's content. Thus acting like a sponge.
Timmy: Hey Dave, nice party. I brought some coca-cola and Doritos for everyone to enjoy.
Dave: Oh! Thanks a lot Timmy. I'll set these right on the table.
John: Hey Dave, swell get-together. Where's the cooler? I'm parched.
Dave: It's right next to the porch spongebob.

Jake: I thought I asked you to bring over an extra case of Bud Light Lime Thomas!
Tom: Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorrry.
Jake: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE SPONGEBOB!

Robbie: That's his third beer in the last half hour. Who invited spongebob??
by mbeckSikE! September 15, 2011
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slinger wisconsin

a small place in wisconsin home to quite some characters. including the infamous milkmen society. hartford is frowned upon here for their lack of everything. (i.e. they're dumb, smelly, fat, the list goes on) slinger is undoubtedly better. there is nothing to do here. nothing. nothing. nothing. except the internet which keeps all us highschoolers entertained. when we're not trying to avoid hartford's drool.
Guy 1: Where you going?
Guy 2: Slinger Wisconsin. Hartford's waaay too gay.
Guy 1: So true.
Guy 2: Yup. Lets go hang with the cool people.
by Bethoni February 21, 2011
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Patrick and SpongeBob are gay.
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spongebob fagnuts

He's that little homo!
OMG WTF IS THAT?

tahts just that little homo Spongebob fag nuts!!
by OMG taht roXoRz! ! ! ! February 16, 2005
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Sponge Bob

A little square piece of shit that no one knows how he got here. A show everybody likes because it's inapropro.
Old Man: Sponge Bob is a tampon in a girls bikini bottom
by beardog124 April 27, 2016
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a block of cheese with holes it's rumored he is gay with patrick star
spongebob lives in a fucking pineapple under the sea
by hawtie45672 May 29, 2018
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