Cunt Sling

This is the name given to the operation immediately preceding meeting a lady's parents and quite soon after engaging in sexual intercourse. The procedure is utilised to avoid excessive waste of time and money once sexual gratification has been procured.

"Hey Jack, I done spotted a blossom in turd ex ho."
"What the hell gone dang were what Ma-fax?"
"Done dan cunt sling get that shit turd outta mo face Ma-fah."

by Ma-fah November 18, 2005

Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.

Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

by thatonebro March 28, 2011

Slingshot

When a male uses a blanket or towell wrapped around his sexual partners waist when having sex doggie style. He pulls upwards lifting the partners bottem higher for easier entrance.

Dude, my girlfriends so short I had to slingshot her ass.

by CKatie. May 9, 2008

slinge

Rhymes with "hinge" and "binge".

To relax, a cross between "sleeping" and "lounging".

I slinged in bed until noon.

by Janmarrus December 23, 2008

Siding

Where you rap your legs around a bitch and someone else fucks her

This "siding" is commonly used in rape as described by some rape victims

"Damn it Tommy, I was gonna fuck this bitch"
"Ha ha I get all the pussy "
" Tommy man stop siding bitches Dey don't like it"

by THE GUY 7 April 13, 2016

sailinganarchyass

Anonymous SailingAnarchy whiner who displays poor taste, bad judgment and who spreads outrageous theories based on hearsay, innuendo, parody and lies. To expand on a phrase: Each whiner is totally fucking ridiculous.

Each whiner are a sailinganarchyasshole.
RobinCrusoe: what really happened is the forestay...
WuWei(Chris): to the fact Reid is a moron
aseawolf: Cheesus, not only are you an asshole but you're an uninformed asshole
Timmy-Trick_Turkey: "bend over and show me the void, ho..."
Nautigirl: Characteristics of a cult leader
Sailflat(Doug): notifying the rescue services that the cheese scow is missing or in distress

by Regatta Dogpile February 27, 2008

Slingaling

An incorrigable manwhore, who can't distinguish between classy Bostonian bitches and fake blonde sluts from Slutville. The Slingaling package typically comes with a chiseled bod, an irresistable charm and swagger, but a lack of honestly and morality in general. Slingalings are also noted for their weekly blackout rates (typically 4 nights a week) and the consequential lack of memory, which prevents them from even ackowledging their own slingalingliness. While it is advised to keep a distance from these individuals, you must also keep in mind that a Slingaling is just a self-conscious boy with many insecurites hidden behind a soccer boy facade.

"Trina, who is that repulsive being leaning against that carrot-skinned Barbie at the bar?"
"Dutchess, that would be the Slingaling himself!"

by realtalker798654 April 19, 2010