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santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.
"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .
by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017
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Santa Fe

A slang term for being drunk. It represents the destination of being hammered.
That guys already downed 10 beers, he’s well on his way to Santa Fe.
by peaktundra August 12, 2023
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Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
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Santa’s sleigh dust

Ex.

- Hey Jimmy what’s that white line on the table?

-Oh, it’s Santa’s sleigh dust.
by Hi007 February 23, 2020
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Santa

Santa is satan
Santa is nimrod
by Michaeljokeson December 20, 2020
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Santa scye

Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in esters gravy
Last night I heard some seniors at the retirement center tried Santa scye. Safe to say they were exhausted after.
by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024
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Santa

Santa is a non-existing man. The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas. It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around A.D. 280 in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey. Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends. Santa usually wears red and green clothes. Most parents tell their childeren that Santa will come down their chimney at night on Christmas Eve ( 24th December ). It is really just their parents putting presents underneath their Christmas tree. Childeren might stop believing in him around the age of 8-10.
Katie: Mum, is Santa real?
Katie's mum: Yes, sweetheart.
We have no proof of Santa being real!!
by Angxlii December 24, 2022
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