Kermit Sudoku

(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.

What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.

My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.

If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.

by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024

SEDS (sudden elderly death syndrome)

When that old bitch fine, but then really not fine.

“Did your grandfather suffer from SEDS (sudden elderly death syndrome)?”
“Yea he died”

by Nayomiey November 19, 2023

Pseudo sudo

When it looks someone or something is in control but it feels/actually is fake

Everyone knows that the student council's president is just a pseudo sudo, all of the members follow the vice's lead.

by TheMrDucks May 7, 2024

dirty sudip

The act of a man shoving his dick up a dude named Evan west asshole until Evan shits all over his dick while injecting yourself with Kaiden’s nit

I gave this guy a dirty sudip

by Niguin November 24, 2024

South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.

Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?

by seachips January 11, 2025

Southern Sudan Simba

Having a girl take a shit, then not wipe her butthole. Then she sits on your face with her hole placed perfectly in the middle of your forehead as you eat her pussy.

Hey Josephine, you tryna go back to the crib and give me a little Southern Sudan Simba.

by fellerseller March 14, 2025

The Sudanese Glazing

1. Being so proud of the fecal monster you have just unloaded, you decide to have a wank on top of the steaming mess.
Also
2. Someone that is so smug & into themselves, they would wank over their own shit.

1. My god, I just birthed the biggest mud-monkey in the toilet I decided to give it The Sudanese Glazing.

2. There's a guy that works in my office that is so into himself. He is beyond smelling his own farts, he performs The Sudanese Glazing after his short black every morning.

by anonymous April 15, 2025